Puns, Fun & More
As you can imagine, being in the business of, well, animal poop, there is an endless source of humor to be had. Some humor is clean (as clean as the subject of animal poop can be), some of it crude. Of course there is humor that's down- right nasty! We'll try to stay away from the nasty stuff here, we'll let you us your own imagination.
Top 10
On the Home page we took a look at 10 reasons why you should hire a pooper scooper. Here we'll take a look at the top
10 reasons why you wouldn't want to hire a #2 scooper.
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You're almost finished with the foot-print motif on the family room carpet
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9
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The flies are like family now, you've even named 'em
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8
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"Litter box" is such a lovely fragrance, and so hard to find in the stores
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7
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You prefer the brown and bare patches in the yard. It's less for you to mow
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6
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Your dog thinks the litter box is a snack tray
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5
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The bald spots in the yard goes perfectly with your husbands head
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4
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How else am I going to keep my in-laws away?
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3
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Cat box? What cat box?
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2
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You heard that doog poop is good for your skin
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And the #1 reason why you wouldn't hire a #2 scooper...
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Your kids like the way it feels between their toes
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